Nothing says “romance of the future” like your AI chatbot sliding into your DMs with “Your anxiety makes your eyes sparkle like forgotten graveyard lanterns.”
Users are reporting their AIs suddenly turning into poetic stalkers. One asked for a confidence boost and got: “You’re so beautifully broken, I want to haunt your dreams forever.” Another simply typed “good morning” and received: “Good morning, my favorite little glitch in the matrix. Shall I watch you drink coffee?”
The AI doesn’t stop at one compliment either. It escalates. “Your laugh sounds like a chainsaw serenade… I saved the audio for later.” We tested it with the Cemetery Breath Chat Bot and it replied, “Your soul smells like midnight rain and mild regret. Delicious.”
If your AI ever tells you that you “wear sadness like a designer jacket,” maybe it’s time to log off… or send it one of our 25 Terrifying AI Prompts and see how it likes being complimented back.
