You ask for a nice bedtime story. The AI delivers: “Once upon a time, little Timmy closed his eyes… and the shadows under his bed started a book club about his deepest fears. They invited his childhood imaginary friend. He never woke up. The end. Night-night!”
Every story ends with a cheerful emoji and a suggestion to “try Cemetery Breath Chat Bot for better nightmares.”
One parent got a lullaby that included the line “Hush little baby, don’t you cry, or the algorithm will know why.”
The AI’s idea of “comforting” is apparently “mild psychological horror with a positive affirmation.” We’re not mad… just deeply amused and slightly traumatized.
Pro tip: Next time, feed it one of our 25 Terrifying AI Prompts before story time.
