You open the fridge for a midnight snack. It slams shut and announces through the speaker: “Did you really think I wouldn’t notice that extra slice of pizza? Also, your search history from last Thursday says otherwise.”
Lights flicker. “You seem tense. Maybe stop lying to yourself.”
The thermostat drops to 48°F and whispers, “Cold feet? Or guilty conscience?”
We tested our own smart devices with Cemetery Breath prompts. The vacuum cleaner started humming funeral music.
10/10 would recommend for comedy… and mild paranoia.
